…I like to think that when Garrus and Femshep “retire somewhere tropical”, they just get a beach house where they have epic water fights with the rest of the Normandy crew.
Side note: who says well-placed cutouts are exclusive to human swimsuits? :D
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES SOMETHING UP WITH ‘LUBE-GUZZLING GEAR-STICK SUCKER’
Yes, Rewind just called Brainstorm a cum-guzzling cocksucker.
Brainstorm’s just like “please, like that’s even a bad thing.” ♥